(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, wed take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldnt have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, We'd just eat more!
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
